Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Mortmal
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Mortmal

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cant shoutbox, cant post, stealth ban ? Sep 29, 2016

Mortmal was last seen:
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    1. Zlaja
    2. an Administrator
      an Administrator
      You're a dead man
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      2. Hobo Elf
        Hobo Elf
        *It was just a shadow clone*
        *I was right behind you all the time*
        *unzips katana*
        Heh.. You fucked up bad now, kid..
        Dec 3, 2016
        just janior pretty pretty please. has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      3. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        *reloads*
        Dec 3, 2016
      4. Hobo Elf
        Hobo Elf
        *deloads*
        Dec 3, 2016
    3. Mortmal
      Mortmal
      cant shoutbox, cant post, stealth ban ?
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      2. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        allahu akbar
        Sep 29, 2016
      3. Mortmal
        Mortmal
        So yes clearing cache works, a bit disapointing, i expected some conspiracy or something...
        Sep 29, 2016
        Nekot-The-Brave has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. The Brazilian Slaughter
        Sep 29, 2016
    4. Eyestabber
      1. Delterius has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    5. Eyestabber
      Eyestabber
      Always nice to see an oldfag with a Dark Souls Avatar. Keep fighting the good fight, Morty!
      1. LF_Incline, hivemind and Mortmal have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Mortmal
        Mortmal
        I know and there's drastic difference of gameplay between builds.A lot better at being a rpg than POE but tell that to the nomenklatura here...
        Jan 13, 2016
        hivemind and Eyestabber have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. Ellef
        Ellef
        Not hard to be better than Pillars. Demon's Souls> Dark Souls > Bloodborne > Dark Souls 2. All fine games.
        Jan 13, 2016
        hivemind has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      5. Mortmal
        Mortmal
        Really ? i need to find more title to justify getting a PS4, i'd really like to play bloodborne on PC.
        Jan 13, 2016
        hivemind has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    6. Mortmal
      Mortmal
      "Jasede: Some of you like the AoD writing. I don't. The characters are completely unengaging and act like Codexers, not human people"
      1. hivemind has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. WhiteGuts
        WhiteGuts
        i can confirm, im not a human people
        Nov 3, 2015
      3. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        I agree with Jasede.
        Nov 3, 2015
    7. Mortmal
      Mortmal
      SitS >>>> POE
      1. Abraham and agris have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    8. Ulminati
      1. Dreaad has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    9. Ulminati
      1. Night Goat and Bradylama have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    10. Mortmal
      1. Riddler, dumdum and Ulminati have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Luzur
        Luzur
        SQUEEE
        May 7, 2015
    11. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Disneyland owns about 200 cats! While they probably love the cute creatures, their pets have another purpose. Every night, the cats are released in the park to hunt down all the little Mickeys and Minnies. The park first started employing cats in the 1950’s and now the program has grown tremendously.
      1. Night Goat has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    12. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Free-ranging cats, domesticated cats who spend a lot of their time outside, have contributed to the extinction of 33 different species, including birds, mammals, and reptiles.
      1. Night Goat has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    13. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      A cat's field of vision does not cover the area right under its nose.
      1. Abraham has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    14. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Today, domestic cats are live twice as long on average as they did just 50 years ago.
      1. Abraham has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Irenaeus
        Irenaeus
        Sacrifice them to Woedica
        May 5, 2015
    15. Night Goat
      Night Goat
      An amusing consequence of the 3rd edition D&D system is that a domestic housecat is capable of demolishing first level commoners in combat, doing a point of lethal damage with a single bite or claw attack and being able to make two claw attacks and one bite attack in a single round.
      1. Ed123 and Ulminati have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Irenaeus
        Irenaeus
        Ulmicati would be proud.
        May 5, 2015
      4. Mortmal
        Mortmal
        In Forgotten realm the cat is likely a psi/archmage of epic levels in disguise too.
        May 5, 2015
      5. Quatlo
        Quatlo
        My wild mages always summoned cats with enchanted claws instead of magic missiles.
        May 5, 2015
    16. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually. With 73 million domestic cats in the U.S., it means one bite per year for every 1825 cats.
      1. Abraham has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Ed123
        Ed123
        fuck off back to neoCAT
        May 5, 2015
      4. Night Goat
        Night Goat
        There have to be more cat bites than that, maybe that 40,000 are just the ones that require medical attention.
        May 5, 2015
      5. Ulminati
        Ulminati
        That was my reaction too. More likely is that they took a sample of people, asked them "Did a cat bite you in 2014?" and then scaled the answers to the populations level
        May 5, 2015
    17. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      1. Delterius has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Luzur
        Luzur
        Poor thing.
        May 4, 2015
    18. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.
      1. Abraham has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    19. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an “M” for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat’s head.
      1. Night Goat and Abraham have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Luzur
        Luzur
        Du haever ja mye kadebaejs i låe
        May 2, 2015
    20. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      A kitten with green fur was discovered in Denmark in 1995. Originally thought to be a genetic mutation, scientists later determined it was due to high copper levels in the water supply.
    21. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.
      1. Night Goat and Abraham have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Tzaero
        Tzaero
        Are you implying that any future family you may have has to do these things eh Ulm?
        May 1, 2015
    22. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      A cat’s cerebral cortex (the part of the brain in charge of cognitive information processing) has 300 million neurons, compared with a dog’s 160 million.
    23. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      A cat's heart beats almost double the rate of a human heart, from 110 to 140 beats per minute.
    24. Mortmal
      Mortmal
      1. Thor Kaufman and Ulminati have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    25. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. “Astrocat”) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.
      1. Night Goat
        Night Goat
        Multiple brains?
        May 1, 2015
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