Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Maxie
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Oct 18, 2017 at 2:03 AM
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Location:
Argentina
Occupation:
a nuissance

Maxie

Erudite, from Argentina

first i bang the drum then i bang ur mum Oct 15, 2017 at 12:33 AM

Maxie was last seen:
Oct 18, 2017 at 2:03 AM
    1. Barnabas
      Barnabas
      Faggot
      1. an Administrator
        Oct 15, 2017 at 1:47 PM
      2. Jazz_
        Jazz_
        That guy swagger jacked me
        Oct 15, 2017 at 6:01 PM
    2. Aqualung
      Aqualung
      Eso de que eres argentino es una mentira polaca :M
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      2. Delterius
        Delterius
        by demonstrating their hatred towards a person, the argentinean proclaims them an honorary argentinean
        Oct 15, 2017 at 9:27 PM
      3. Maxie
        Maxie
        really made me think
        Oct 15, 2017 at 9:28 PM
      4. Aqualung
        Aqualung
        :friendly:
        Oct 15, 2017 at 9:57 PM
    3. Maxie
      Maxie
      first i bang the drum then i bang ur mum
      1. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        wow what a rhyme gj
        Oct 15, 2017 at 3:35 AM
      2. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Then I bang your bum
        Oct 15, 2017 at 9:56 AM
    4. Barnabas
      Barnabas
      Kys Maxie it's the weekend plese
    5. Hobo Elf
      Hobo Elf
      low t weeb nerd. I'll armlock you.
      1. Broseph II
        Broseph II
        how rude
        Oct 6, 2017
      2. Maxie
        Maxie
        fucking fagot get your cherry ass ready for that suplex
        Oct 6, 2017
        Hobo Elf has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      3. Hobo Elf
        Hobo Elf
        I'll counter your suplex and slam you into the tatami. Suggesting that I'm a fagot has just earned you a noogie you weak nerd.
        Oct 6, 2017
    6. Barnabas
      Barnabas
      Faggot
      1. Broseph II
        Broseph II
        Send him my way
        Oct 6, 2017
        Barnabas has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. veealune
        veealune
        Queer
        Oct 6, 2017
        Barnabas has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    7. Maxie
      Maxie
      rpgs are kinda shit
      1. Lambach
        Lambach
        You're kinda shit, faggot.
        Oct 6, 2017
        Hobo Elf has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. veealune
        veealune
        yeheah overwatch is better
        Oct 6, 2017
      3. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        YOURE SHIT PENCIL DICK
        Oct 6, 2017
    8. Aqualung
      Aqualung
      Maxie, a prestigious blend between Edward Teach and Józef Poniatowski
    9. Barnabas
      Barnabas
      Hi I'm Maxie I'm gonna write anything I want on your wall but if you do it to me I'm going to put you on ignore because I'm a sensitive faggot
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Ellef
        Ellef
        Hi Maxie
        Oct 3, 2017
        Cudgel, Barnabas and Jim The Dinosaur II have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      3. Aqualung
        Aqualung
        No bully pls
        Oct 3, 2017
    10. Bocian
      Bocian
      Dlaczego ostatnio zrobiłeś się taki antypolski? Jaki przykład dajesz naszym zagranicznym kolegom?
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        jako Warszawiak mam moralny obowiązek pluć na resztę kraju
        Sep 30, 2017
        just janior pretty pretty please. has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    11. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      You have been too negative, almost lethal as of recent. This kind of behavior needs to be watched. Fortunately for you I am already on the case

      btw if you want a free camera check the tree branches outside your bedroom window
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        He needs discipline
        Sep 30, 2017
    12. Aqualung
      Aqualung
      Maxie, the charming pirate
    13. Ninja Destroyer
      Ninja Destroyer
      "Maxie, you have no idea how big this is, it's huge. You have no idea..."
      1. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        :yuge:
        Sep 28, 2017
    14. Maxie
      Maxie
      ok gonna give kamidori a try
      1. just janior pretty pretty please. has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Bocian
        Bocian
        Pomidori?
        Sep 23, 2017
      3. Maxie
        Maxie
        hehe ;)
        Sep 23, 2017
    15. Hobo Elf
      Hobo Elf
      Hey loser. I was just passing by the neighborhood and thought I'd drop by and say hello to my least favorite sad nerd. Still constipated? Trick question, I don't care. Smell ya later, granny pants.
      1. Maggot has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. pippin
        pippin
        true love
        Sep 24, 2017
      3. Gobblecock
        Gobblecock
        Homoerotic bullying ... just get a room, ffs
        Sep 24, 2017
    16. veealune
      veealune
      argentina is white
    17. Cudgel
      Cudgel
      :shieet:
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        good post
        Sep 21, 2017
    18. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      you should stop posting weird stuff on random people's profiles
      1. Maggot has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. MercantileInterest
        MercantileInterest
        Yes, do it in sequence.
        Sep 20, 2017
      3. Maxie
        Maxie
        what's wrong nerd jealous of how cool and outgoing i am
        Sep 20, 2017
      4. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        *thinking* N-nani? S-senpai saw through m-my intentions....
        Sep 20, 2017
    19. Maxie
      Maxie
      Orma may in fact be the gayest nigger
      1. Maggot
        Maggot
        ormie normie has had more punani than you ever will
        Sep 4, 2017
        Orma has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Darth Roxor
        Darth Roxor
        strongly agreed
        Sep 10, 2017
    20. Maxie
      Maxie
      1. ManjuShri has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    21. Cudgel
      Cudgel
      I kind of feel like a whore now...
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        no need I did not pay you after all
        Aug 14, 2017
        Broseph II and Cudgel have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Bend over boyo
        Aug 14, 2017
    22. Maxie
      Maxie
      iren has baby wrists
      1. Broseph II
        Broseph II
        me too
        Aug 14, 2017
    23. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      I tremble as I type, for something terrible has happened.

      With work and...other things piling up, I have lost track of the amount of hours I've stayed awake. Again I returned to my midnight meditation , yet as fatigue drained sharpness from my vision and I blinked, clarity was not restored to me.

      Instead the pirate's very face appeared to shift.
      1. Jaesun has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        Then – oh Christ it hurts to remember – the entire face twisted into Something Else, the beady eyes seemingly segmented like a spider's and filled with murder, a great maw in place of the mouth opening as to swallow the screen from inside, and on each broken tooth a tiny impaled child writhed and died.
        Aug 10, 2017
      4. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        I screamed, I screamed so hard it hurt, and there was this familiar dampness at my crotch, and the air was heavy with the smell of my bowels...I reached out and pulled the power cord, plunging the room into darkness.

        I have not slept since, for I am afraid of what I will see if I close my eyes.

        I can't take this...
        Aug 10, 2017
        Excidium II has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      5. Maxie
        Maxie
        :friendly:
        Aug 10, 2017
    24. Maxie
      Maxie
      1000 posts in half a year wahey
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. pippin
        pippin
        u did it bby
        Aug 9, 2017
        Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. MercantileInterest
        MercantileInterest
        Joined: Mar 8, 2016
        Parrots: 1,864,644

        Peasant.
        Aug 9, 2017
      5. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Fake news
        Aug 10, 2017
        MercantileInterest and Orma have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    25. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      My insomnia is but a symptom of melancholy. Much like every other symptom, I intend to treat it with the pirate.

      Late at night and early in the morning I sit in front of the computer, my face illuminated solely by the monitor's bright glare. Right click, view image, and there it is: the pirate on a slate gray background, with nothing else to look at, nothing else to distract me for the next several hours.
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        Sometimes when I close my eyes the pirate's crimson visage dances against the darkness of my closed eyelids, as if the image was burned into my retinas. I smile at the pirate then, happy that he is there to comfort me.

        Tonight, the pirate smiled back.
        Aug 3, 2017
        Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. Maxie
        Maxie
        :friendly:
        Aug 4, 2017
      5. Cudgel
        Cudgel
        That 4d cock will drive em wild, maxie !
        Aug 5, 2017
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    Occupation:
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