Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Maxie
Last Activity:
Aug 22, 2017 at 1:29 AM
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Location:
Argentina
Occupation:
a nuissance

Maxie

Erudite, from Argentina

iren has baby wrists Aug 13, 2017

Maxie was last seen:
Aug 22, 2017 at 1:29 AM
    1. Cudgel
      Cudgel
      I kind of feel like a whore now...
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        no need I did not pay you after all
        Aug 14, 2017
        Broseph II and Cudgel have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Bend over boyo
        Aug 14, 2017
    2. Maxie
      Maxie
      iren has baby wrists
      1. Broseph II
        Broseph II
        me too
        Aug 14, 2017
    3. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      I tremble as I type, for something terrible has happened.

      With work and...other things piling up, I have lost track of the amount of hours I've stayed awake. Again I returned to my midnight meditation , yet as fatigue drained sharpness from my vision and I blinked, clarity was not restored to me.

      Instead the pirate's very face appeared to shift.
      1. Jaesun has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        Then – oh Christ it hurts to remember – the entire face twisted into Something Else, the beady eyes seemingly segmented like a spider's and filled with murder, a great maw in place of the mouth opening as to swallow the screen from inside, and on each broken tooth a tiny impaled child writhed and died.
        Aug 10, 2017
      4. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        I screamed, I screamed so hard it hurt, and there was this familiar dampness at my crotch, and the air was heavy with the smell of my bowels...I reached out and pulled the power cord, plunging the room into darkness.

        I have not slept since, for I am afraid of what I will see if I close my eyes.

        I can't take this...
        Aug 10, 2017
        Excidium II has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      5. Maxie
        Maxie
        :friendly:
        Aug 10, 2017
    4. Maxie
      Maxie
      1000 posts in half a year wahey
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. pippin
        pippin
        u did it bby
        Aug 9, 2017
        Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. MercantileInterest
        MercantileInterest
        Joined: Mar 8, 2016
        Parrots: 1,864,644

        Peasant.
        Aug 9, 2017
      5. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Fake news
        Aug 10, 2017
        MercantileInterest and Orma have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    5. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      My insomnia is but a symptom of melancholy. Much like every other symptom, I intend to treat it with the pirate.

      Late at night and early in the morning I sit in front of the computer, my face illuminated solely by the monitor's bright glare. Right click, view image, and there it is: the pirate on a slate gray background, with nothing else to look at, nothing else to distract me for the next several hours.
      1. Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Lithium Flower
        Lithium Flower
        Sometimes when I close my eyes the pirate's crimson visage dances against the darkness of my closed eyelids, as if the image was burned into my retinas. I smile at the pirate then, happy that he is there to comfort me.

        Tonight, the pirate smiled back.
        Aug 3, 2017
        Cudgel has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      4. Maxie
        Maxie
        :friendly:
        Aug 4, 2017
      5. Cudgel
        Cudgel
        That 4d cock will drive em wild, maxie !
        Aug 5, 2017
    6. Lithium Flower
      Lithium Flower
      Whenever I feel anxious and afraid, I log onto the Codex just so that I can look at your avatar. The pirate makes the pain go away. His lush beard keeps the bad away. I wish I was a pirate.

      You are a true friend.
      1. Cudgel, Ormagöden, Barnabas and 1 other person have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. alkeides 2.0
        alkeides 2.0
        Fabulous
        Jul 27, 2017
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Butt pirate.
        Jul 27, 2017
      4. Maxie
        Maxie
        :friendly:
        Jul 27, 2017
    7. pippin
      pippin
      Come on, just 41 more posts.
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        don't test me pepino
        Jul 24, 2017
      2. pippin
        pippin
        You know you wanna. See that thread? You can shitpost in it.
        Jul 24, 2017
    8. Maxie
      Maxie
      the fuck's an augur
      1. Bumvelcrow
        Bumvelcrow
        It's a tool.
        Jul 24, 2017
      2. Delterius
        Delterius
        fortune teller
        Jul 24, 2017
    9. Llama-Yak Hybrid
      Llama-Yak Hybrid
      why are you so white
      1. Maxie
        Maxie
        coz my veins seethe with blood so white it resembles milk diluted with cum
        Jul 24, 2017
    10. Maggot
      Maggot
      remember what i said about having over 1000 posts in less than a year
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      2. an Administrator
        Jul 21, 2017
      3. Maggot
        Maggot
        neck yourself perron
        Jul 21, 2017
      4. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        too late.. the damage is done
        Jul 21, 2017
        Maggot has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    11. Maxie
      Maxie
      I am the whitest
      1. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        Why did u delete your wall
        Jul 9, 2017
      2. Maxie
        Maxie
        spring cleaning
        Jul 9, 2017
      3. Barnabas
        Barnabas
        U ded
        Jul 11, 2017
        Ormagöden has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    12. hivemind
      hivemind
      best 2017 account I think
      1. Llama-Yak Hybrid and an Administrator have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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