Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Lucas9
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Feb 23, 2017 at 4:40 AM
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Lucas9

Savant, Mudcrab, 24, from Shady Sands.

Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho. Feb 22, 2017 at 4:55 AM

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Viewing thread Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire - Fig Campaign LIVE - Codex Fundraiser Live too, Feb 23, 2017 at 4:40 AM
    1. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.
      1. Ranselknulf
        Ranselknulf
        :Citation Needed:
        Feb 22, 2017 at 11:58 AM
      2. Kalin
        Kalin
        A ho fo sho
        Feb 22, 2017 at 2:55 PM
        Lucas9 Brofists this.
    2. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      We have tons of stupid emojis, but we don't have that dove from Facebook or "the game was rigged from the start". What in the goddamn?
      1. The Brazilian Slaughter
        The Brazilian Slaughter
        Game was rigged from the start would be a cool button
        Feb 21, 2017 at 8:30 PM
    3. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      It's been like 3 months ever since I started making shitty "to play" lists. And just now I've finished for good. Now with more PC JRPG.
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      2. Repulsive
        Repulsive
        Gay weeb shit, they're not even RPGs let alone cRPGs.
        Feb 21, 2017 at 1:06 PM
      3. an Administrator
        Feb 21, 2017 at 1:07 PM
      4. Lhynn
        Lhynn
        Repulsive went the "what is an rpg" route. Weak minded prick.
        Feb 21, 2017 at 1:27 PM
    4. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      My 300 list took me to dark corners... eroge visual novels, to be precise...
      1. Nekot-The-Brave Brofists this.
    5. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      (No one cares) In a handful of days, free of my obligations and my autism, I compiled the 300 cRPGs I would like to try in my lifetime.
      1. Ranselknulf, NeoKino, Snorkack and 2 others Brofist this.
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      3. Snorkack
        Snorkack
        I care <3 Good luck!
        Feb 14, 2017
      4. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        Replace Wizardry IV with something that you can complete like Elminage Gothic
        Feb 14, 2017
      5. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        I made it a point this time to remove absolutely any game I'm not interested in playing. The weaboo graphics are an instant turn off, I think Valkyria Chronicles is the only exception, and only because I wanted to play the 25 "best" games from 2012-2016 as well.
        Feb 14, 2017
    6. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Notice how there are more and more icons to rate people's posts. It's part of an ellaborate plan to replace sentient beings.
      1. Courtier
        Courtier
        :ok_hand: :eyes: :100: :thumbsup: :ok_hand: :eyes: :100: :thumbsup: good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats ✔ some goodshit rightthere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
        Feb 13, 2017
      2. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        IT'S HAPPENING
        Feb 13, 2017
        Courtier Brofists this.
      3. Hoaxmetal
        Hoaxmetal
        But there are no sentient beings here.
        Feb 13, 2017
    7. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Arriba arriba arriba arriba arriba arriba arriba las mano' arriba.
      1. NeoKino
        NeoKino
        hable ingles mexicano.
        Feb 10, 2017
      2. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Up up up up up up up hold your hands up.
        Feb 10, 2017
      3. Lurker King
        Lurker King
        Freeze, puto!
        Feb 11, 2017
    8. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      I fucking hate indie game artstyles.
      1. Jazz_
        Jazz_
        but...but..what about nostalgia?
        Jan 31, 2017
      2. Brocken Jr.
        Brocken Jr.
        There's more than one?
        Jan 31, 2017
      3. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Pixel art is the one that bothers me the least, as long as it is done traditional style (think Mario, Ultima, Final Fantasy). The ones that get on my nerves are "cute" artstyles that all end up looking the same.
        Jan 31, 2017
    9. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      "I spent a lot of time on criticizing old cRPGs, making game lists and half-assed reviews. The rest I just squandered."
    10. Bumvelcrow
      Bumvelcrow
      I apologise for giving you a WTF rating. I always feel bad after that. But you're really fucking wrong about Morrowind and Skyrim, you degenerate.
      1. Ranselknulf, MediantSamuel and Pipemen Brofist this.
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      3. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        Did you just insult Morrowind, N'wah?
        Jan 18, 2017
        MediantSamuel Brofists this.
      4. Bumvelcrow
        Bumvelcrow
        I misread your post, so have a brofist to make up for it! :) You're still wrong about most other things, though.
        Jan 18, 2017
      5. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Actually I can't be wrong since it's something that varies from person to person. I never said better graphics make a game a better RPG, they only make it more enjoyable to play. Just like how a movie in 1080p is more enjoyable than the same movie, in YouTube, at 480.
        Jan 18, 2017
    11. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      k, Eschalon really looks charming. Being infected by disease for looting a skeleton and the lockpick animation really sold it for me.
      1. Nekot-The-Brave Brofists this.
      2. Nekot-The-Brave
        Nekot-The-Brave
        It's a cool game.
        Jan 17, 2017
    12. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      At the very least new users should be allowed to use the "Thanks" post rating, I feel stupid having to reply.
      1. Irenaeus
        Irenaeus
        Thanks!
        Jan 15, 2017
        Bumvelcrow Brofists this.
    13. commie
      commie
      You spend more time bitching about what to play and what not to play than actually playing anything....
      1. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        I think I'm going through a 24-years old crisis of "I'm wasting my life".
        Jan 15, 2017
        WhiteGuts Brofists this.
    14. NeoKino
      NeoKino
      Have you played Super Hero League of Hoboken yet?
      1. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Nope, but I'm not really interested in superhero-like videogames, hence why I'm not interested in Freedom Force either.
        Jan 15, 2017
      2. NeoKino
        NeoKino
        Market oversaturation or you just hate capeshit en genera?
        Jan 15, 2017
      3. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        I'm not really a comic-book/superhero type of guy. Closest I am is Batman and Iron Man, if only because they are the coolest of the bunch. Even so, I only like the movies (Nolan trilogy and Iron Man 1), couldn't care less about the characters themselves.
        Jan 15, 2017
    15. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      So I'm stuck with 280 games I'm interested in. Fuck chronology, I'm itching for Fallout!
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      2. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        Play Wizardry IV and update us on how far you can get
        Jan 15, 2017
      3. Watser
        Watser
        I knew you weren't man enough to focus on your goal, having to cut corners like a woman. Sad!
        Jan 15, 2017
      4. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        I just don't want to play shit RPGs and people can't seem to take off their nostalgia glasses to give me the answers I want, so I just got rid of every cRPG I'm not interested in, either because people don't talk good about it, it looks like shit, or it barely offers anything of interest.
        Jan 15, 2017
    16. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Narrowed down my two lists of RPGs to play to 340. I'm thinking, what I'll do, is ask users what game would they like to see me play. List:
      1. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Jan 13, 2017
      2. commie
        commie
        Just play 1 game and call it a day...for you I'd recommend Fall of Setariff as it's about 3 hours long and you've shown you want to play as few RPG's for as little time as possible.
        Jan 14, 2017
      3. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        Joke's on you, I'll be playing ArcaniA and expansion eventually.
        Jan 14, 2017
    17. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      From 548 RPGs to play to 380... and the trimming continues.
    18. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      I want to get off the 260 RPGs ride.
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      2. _____
        _____
        You need more variety. Now play Vampire Bloodlines or Ultima Underworld.
        Jan 13, 2017
        an Administrator Brofists this.
      3. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        I think I played Secret of Mana, Phantasy Star, Lufia, among others. I didn't like any of them.
        Jan 13, 2017
      4. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        No idea what I'll do regarding the lists of RPGs. I'm going to be playing Ultima now, then Wizardry. After I'm done with those two, I will have come up with an idea.
        Jan 13, 2017
    19. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Level 16 in Rogue. Will have to keep trying tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be playing Ultima and Wizardry by the end of the month.
    20. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Odyssey - The Compleat Apventure turned out to be another shit game, and I don't want to play it anymore.
    21. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      When you make a comment about a game you played for two hours and it is your most brofisted comment on the Codex.
      1. Naveen Brofists this.
      2. nonoriri
        nonoriri
        because you only played it for two hours it's probably shit but since you already played it for two hours you can't get a refund
        Jan 10, 2017
    22. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Odyssey - The Compleat Apventure is already a better game than the sequel to Temple of Apshai.
    23. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Hellfire Warrior... die... a god damn Dwarf steals all my loot and magic equipment. Fucking shit.
    24. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Now playing Hellfire Warrior (1980). Aleksander, the one who will explore the dungeon!
    25. Lucas9
      Lucas9
      Avellone, Sawyer, Garriott. Whenever any famous developer replies to my tweets, they make my day.
      1. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        You world is small
        Jan 4, 2017
      2. Lucas9
        Lucas9
        My penis is small.
        Jan 4, 2017
      3. an Administrator
        an Administrator
        Disagree
        Jan 4, 2017
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    Gender:
    Mudcrab
    Birthday:
    Nov 12, 1992 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    Shady Sands.
    24 years old Argentine from Buenos Aires. Skyrim was my first computer RPG, as it was literally the first RPG I ever played on a computer. Fallout 3 was my second. New Vegas my third. Morrowind my fourth. Yet I have already played and won PS:T, which I'm guessing is something not everyone in the Codex can claim, but who gives a shit.

    Chris Avellone and Josh Sawyer once replied to my tweets. Tim Cain didn't accept my Facebook friendship offer. His loss.

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