Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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DarkUnderlord
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DarkUnderlord

Bringing that old Raptor magic., from Look into the Codex and the Codex looks into you

Find the hidden link in my profile to gain 10,000 brofists. CAUTION: Other hidden links may take it all away. Apr 15, 2016

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    1. Broseph
      Broseph
      Check Lumpy's page again. I have completed the quest.
    2. Broseph
      Broseph
      My quest is complete. Imprison Liberal and release me from Prosperland.
    3. Broseph
      Broseph
      Please put Liberal back in the gulag and release me ASAP. No one on the forum wants this.
    4. Lumpy
      Lumpy
    5. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I was thinking about buying myself a bike and I was wondering what the difference is between those thin-wheeled city bikes, and the sturdier mountain bikes. Can you take a city bike for a cycling trip to the countryside, or is the mountain bike the only one that's good in all situations?

      Thanks in advance!
      1. cincinnatus.c and Scrooge Brofist this.
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      3. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Also which one is best for out-of-town areas that aren't mountains?
        Apr 2, 2014
      4. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        You'll need an "out-of-town" bike for those areas. You can buy a trailer for your mountain bike and put your OOT bike on that, then swap them around when you get need to. If you have a second trailer, you can carry a City bike as well and then you'll have every bike you need no matter where you go!
        Apr 2, 2014
      5. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Thanks for the help! I'll try to see if any of my local cycle shops has bike trailers. :)

        Will keep you updated!
        Apr 2, 2014
    6. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please don't send me back to prosperland when April 1 is over. Or before. Or ever. Please. :(
      1. alkeides Brofists this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Your continued freedom from Prosperland relies on Broseph's successful completion of his assigned challenges.
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        Meaning, if Broseph succeeds in his challenges, both of us will be free from Prosperland? Please clarify whether I need to help him, or work against him.
        Apr 1, 2014
    7. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Hi everyone.
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      2. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Hi @Broseph. How's things? :)
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Broseph
        Broseph
        Just bein' prosperous.
        Apr 1, 2014
      4. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Oh cool. :D
        Apr 1, 2014
    8. Broseph
      Broseph
      I'm expecting those challenges in my inbox by tomorrow morning. Also, I want my "Artist Formerly Known as Prosper" tag.
    9. shiteatingnippledick
      shiteatingnippledick
      Why can I post only in prosper land? This must be somekind of mistake.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Mistakes like this often happen on the codex. It will probably be corrected soon enough.
        Mar 28, 2014
      2. shiteatingnippledick
        shiteatingnippledick
        Never thought it to be anything else but a mistake. Thank you.
        Mar 28, 2014
    10. jcd
      jcd
      i want my golden ratio cheevo and my 250 KKKs!!!!
    11. DosBuster
      DosBuster
      God damnit man how do I gain access to the political forum? I need to present my well thought out, carefully structured, peer reviewed and persuasively written theorem as to how Obama is a Lizardman.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        it is a mystery
        Mar 17, 2014
    12. Severian Silk
      Severian Silk
      @cutterjohn is being an annoying little twat in the shoutbox. Is there any way you could send him to prosperland for a little while?
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        I need evidence.
        Mar 6, 2014
    13. Drew
      Drew
      So, how does editing your own posts work here?
      I know you can edit for something like ~30 seconds after you post, but is there something different for threads OPs, or after you've been a member for a certain amount of time?
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Gotta be a member for 12 months, otherwise there's a 5 minute limit or something.
        Feb 21, 2014
      2. Drew
        Drew
        Alright, cool, thanks.
        Feb 21, 2014
    14. jcd
      jcd
      If someone is mentioned more than one time in a post, do they get more than one alert?
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        Feb 14, 2014
      3. Curious_Tongue
        Curious_Tongue
        @jcd @jcd @jcd @jcd @jcd @jcd

        Now we wait.
        Feb 20, 2014
    15. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please restore my posting privileges. I don't understand why you hate me so much to keep making fun of me. Have I done anything to you?
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Glyphwright, your second challenge on the path to freedom is as follows: Make a new topic in prosperland, which prosper brofists out of his own free will.
        Feb 19, 2014
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Verily, how doth go your quest?
        Feb 27, 2014
    16. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Hey DU, can I ask a favor of you? Please restore my posting privileges outside of Prosper's forum.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Yes, you may ask me for one favour.
        Feb 12, 2014
      2. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        Please restore my posting privileges.
        Feb 12, 2014
      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Thank you for asking for your favour. All our customer service representatives are busy right now though, so your request has been placed in a queue. Please understand, your request is important to us.
        Feb 12, 2014
    17. Jick Magger
      Jick Magger
      Hey, could I ask a favor of you? Just hoping you could change my name to just "Jick Magger", instead of "Jick_Magger_101"? Made that name a few years back, and I've been regretting it since then.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        Feb 11, 2014
      2. Jick Magger
        Jick Magger
        Thanks, man.
        Feb 11, 2014
    18. Drew
      Drew
      Does linking someone's forum name in a post give them an alert, the same as quoting them, or how does that work?
      Just curious, and I wasn't sure who to ask.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Use @Their Name. EG: @Drew. Doesn't work in profile comments but works in normal posts.
        Feb 11, 2014
      2. Drew
        Drew
        I've just seen it done a few times and was wondering what the result of it was, not how to do it.
        Feb 11, 2014
    19. Daedalos
      Daedalos
      Hey man.

      Could I ask a very bro favor of you? Could you change my name to "Daedalus" instead of "Daedalos9000" ? The name was hastily made back in 2007.. and it sounds retarded....

      Hope you can help me out ! :)
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      2. Daedalos
        Daedalos
        Hello!

        Can you please change it to Daedalus, with the u instead o.

        :)

        Thanks!
        Feb 10, 2014
      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        A user with that name already exists.
        Feb 10, 2014
      4. Daedalos
        Daedalos
        Okay Thanks :(!
        Feb 10, 2014
    20. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please stop making fun of me and restore my posting privileges.
      1. Jick Magger
        Jick Magger
        in the land of the blind, the one eyed man reigns supreme.
        Feb 8, 2014
    21. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Let me out, let me out, LET ME OUT. Please. :(
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      2. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        You disabled my brofisting privileges, I can't brofist people. Why do you find it amusing to be disingenuous about it?
        Feb 7, 2014
      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Feb 7, 2014
      4. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        Just answered in the thread.
        Feb 7, 2014
    22. crojipjip
    23. jcd
      jcd
      why did you give me this tag bro
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        wasn't me bro
        Feb 5, 2014
      3. jcd
        jcd
        hehehe so funny
        Feb 5, 2014
    24. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please let me post normally again. Please, I'm begging you, I'm actually begging. I'll do anything. I'll eat people. I'll make Andhaira wish he was never born. I'll never bother or inconvenience any administrator or moderator of the Codex again. Have a heart, DarkUnderlord, I'm not a bad poster.
      1. Ulminati
        Ulminati
        What's wrong, Liberal?
        Feb 3, 2014
    25. The Brazilian Slaughter
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