Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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DarkUnderlord
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    1. Johannes
      Johannes
      You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year
      1. shiteatingnippledick brofisted this.
    2. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      Do you like Hellraiser?
      1. Zorba the Hutt and shiteatingnippledick brofisted this.
    3. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      "Complexity is only simplicity multiplied."

      May I ask what the source is?
      1. shiteatingnippledick brofisted this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        It's an original quote. You can attribute it to me.
        Sep 30, 2014
    4. Master Planetar
      Master Planetar
      Please unprosperize me, DU.
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      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        In two months time, you'll be all like "damn I could be free from Prosperland now if only I'd maintained patience and resilience".
        Sep 8, 2014
      3. Master Planetar
        Master Planetar
        I have no guarantee you will actually go through on your promise, or that you won't lock me up again whimsically, or that you won't think of another impossible challenge. Trust is an easy thing to lose, DarkUnderlord, and no one will toil for two months without trust.
        Sep 8, 2014
      4. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Congratulations Planetar! You are eligible for our second level of prosperisation. At this level, your ability to post comments on people's profiles is removed. Please indicate your acceptance below to gain access to this level.
        Sep 8, 2014
    5. Broseph
      Broseph
      I will rise to your challenge, DarkUnderlord. You can't keep me down forever.
      1. shiteatingnippledick brofisted this.
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      3. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Excellent! Now we just have to wait for prosper's approval.
        Jul 17, 2014
      4. Broseph
        Broseph
        I've received prosper's fist - release me.
        Jul 17, 2014
      5. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        You received the fist of prosper so quickly? Truly you are a wonder.
        Jul 17, 2014
    6. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      men the most recent posts i can find about myself using your search system is from apr 2014.
    7. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      prosper keyword is not returning recent history.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Try the anti-flux de-contaminator on the apex distributor.
        Jun 22, 2014
    8. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      SlavemasterT has repeatedly threatened to harass/harm me. On your site today he admitted the desire again. Go ahead and forward to me his IP to my inbox please.
      1. Broseph, Jick Magger, oscar and 1 other person brofisted this.
    9. DragoFireheart
    10. crojipjip
      crojipjip
      that's a men!
    11. jcd
      jcd
      crojipjip: reset password to men
    12. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Okay, DU, time to bring this to an end. Broseph's got his signatures; release him, imprison Liberal's new alt, and tell me whether I should get one of those flappy bicycle locks or a heavy D-Lock given I live in a mid-sized city so there's not a lot of thefts but then again there are a few.
    13. Broseph
      Broseph
      Check Lumpy's page again. I have completed the quest.
    14. Broseph
      Broseph
      My quest is complete. Imprison Liberal and release me from Prosperland.
    15. Broseph
      Broseph
      Please put Liberal back in the gulag and release me ASAP. No one on the forum wants this.
    16. Lumpy
      Lumpy
    17. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but I was thinking about buying myself a bike and I was wondering what the difference is between those thin-wheeled city bikes, and the sturdier mountain bikes. Can you take a city bike for a cycling trip to the countryside, or is the mountain bike the only one that's good in all situations?

      Thanks in advance!
      1. cincinnatus.c and Scrooge brofisted this.
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      3. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Also which one is best for out-of-town areas that aren't mountains?
        Apr 2, 2014
      4. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        You'll need an "out-of-town" bike for those areas. You can buy a trailer for your mountain bike and put your OOT bike on that, then swap them around when you get need to. If you have a second trailer, you can carry a City bike as well and then you'll have every bike you need no matter where you go!
        Apr 2, 2014
      5. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Thanks for the help! I'll try to see if any of my local cycle shops has bike trailers. :)

        Will keep you updated!
        Apr 2, 2014
    18. Glyphwright
      Glyphwright
      Please don't send me back to prosperland when April 1 is over. Or before. Or ever. Please. :(
      1. alkeides brofisted this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Your continued freedom from Prosperland relies on Broseph's successful completion of his assigned challenges.
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Glyphwright
        Glyphwright
        Meaning, if Broseph succeeds in his challenges, both of us will be free from Prosperland? Please clarify whether I need to help him, or work against him.
        Apr 1, 2014
    19. Lumpy
      Lumpy
      Hi everyone.
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      2. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Hi @Broseph. How's things? :)
        Apr 1, 2014
      3. Broseph
        Broseph
        Just bein' prosperous.
        Apr 1, 2014
      4. Lumpy
        Lumpy
        Oh cool. :D
        Apr 1, 2014
    20. Broseph
      Broseph
      I'm expecting those challenges in my inbox by tomorrow morning. Also, I want my "Artist Formerly Known as Prosper" tag.
    21. shiteatingnippledick
      shiteatingnippledick
      Why can I post only in prosper land? This must be somekind of mistake.
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Mistakes like this often happen on the codex. It will probably be corrected soon enough.
        Mar 28, 2014
      2. shiteatingnippledick
        shiteatingnippledick
        Never thought it to be anything else but a mistake. Thank you.
        Mar 28, 2014
    22. jcd
      jcd
      i want my golden ratio cheevo and my 250 KKKs!!!!
    23. DosBuster
      DosBuster
      God damnit man how do I gain access to the political forum? I need to present my well thought out, carefully structured, peer reviewed and persuasively written theorem as to how Obama is a Lizardman.
      1. shiteatingnippledick brofisted this.
      2. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        it is a mystery
        Mar 17, 2014
    24. Severian Silk
      Severian Silk
      @cutterjohn is being an annoying little twat in the shoutbox. Is there any way you could send him to prosperland for a little while?
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        I need evidence.
        Mar 6, 2014
    25. Drew
      Drew
      So, how does editing your own posts work here?
      I know you can edit for something like ~30 seconds after you post, but is there something different for threads OPs, or after you've been a member for a certain amount of time?
      1. DarkUnderlord
        DarkUnderlord
        Gotta be a member for 12 months, otherwise there's a 5 minute limit or something.
        Feb 21, 2014
      2. Drew
        Drew
        Alright, cool, thanks.
        Feb 21, 2014
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