Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Crispy
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Mudcrab
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I'm a computer dude.

Crispy

The Sum of All Evils, Mudcrab, from Future Wasteland

I just remembered that Trash once gifted me a key for Underrail that was just sitting in a document, forgotten. Very pleasant surprise. May 27, 2017 at 1:04 AM

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    1. Phage
      Phage
      *puts a banana on your wall*
      1. Broseph and Flunklesnarkin have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        *slips on the banana, breaks hip, gets shipped off to the old people's decommissioning ward* Thanks a lot, pal.
        Apr 30, 2015
      3. Phage
        Phage
        you were just supposed to eat it man :-{
        Apr 30, 2015
    2. tyrannosaurus rex
      tyrannosaurus rex
      *Takes a huge shit on your wall*
      1. Flunklesnarkin has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        *reported*
        Apr 30, 2015
      3. tyrannosaurus rex
        tyrannosaurus rex
        You're nobody crispy
        Apr 30, 2015
    3. Broseph
      Broseph
      Ignoring tag alerts is rude, Chris Pee.
      1. Flunklesnarkin, Abraham and Phage have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Broseph
        Broseph
        I guess once you become Codex Staff you're too cool to associate with the proles.
        Apr 29, 2015
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        Scrooge has undergone EXTENSIVE desensitization training ever since being made a moderator. It's required.
        Apr 29, 2015
      5. Irenaeus
        Irenaeus
        Female hypergamy in action.
        Apr 29, 2015
    4. Ulminati
      Ulminati
      You need to chill out. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
      1. Lhynn and Bradylama have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        Hey man I was nice to you yesterday. I told you I'd still be your friend and do you remember what you said back? DO YOU?
        Apr 16, 2015
      4. Lhynn
        Lhynn
        I was mean to you, really mean. sorry crispy.
        Apr 16, 2015
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        Alright then.
        Apr 16, 2015
    5. The Fedorabot
      The Fedorabot
      Emma is 25 today.
      1. Broseph has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Marriage proposal sent.
        Apr 15, 2015
    6. Crispy
      Crispy
      My shadow upon this place grows longer. The time of gloaming hurries in.
      1. Broseph, BBMorti and hoodoo have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    7. Crispy
      Crispy
      HELLO? HELLO?
      1. Abraham has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    8. Crispy
      Crispy
      I don my wizard robe and hat.
    9. Crispy
      Crispy
      Is this the new turn-based Shoutbox?
      1. Broseph, Night Goat and kazgar have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    10. Ulminati
      1. Crispy has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        lol
        Apr 1, 2015
    11. Ulminati
      1. bonescraper has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Reported.
        Mar 26, 2015
    12. Crispy
      Crispy
      There will be no harvest for me now.
      1. Broseph has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    13. Crispy
      Crispy
      I find myself a barren desert, bereft of anything but a lifeless dried memory of a once-healthy field. My roots are dying.
      1. Broseph has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    14. Crispy
      Crispy
      Happiness and joy evaporate from my mind like dew on the the grasses of the plains as the sun begins to rise.
      1. Broseph has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    15. Crispy
      Crispy
      I am without honor.
      1. Garryydde, Broseph, Pipemen and 3 others have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    16. RK47
      1. Pipemen and Outlander have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
    17. Phage
      Phage
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      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        What is this? Was this the taunt Menck was using? I don't understand the reference -- explain it to me.
        Mar 22, 2015
    18. VioletShadow
      VioletShadow
      Follow the white rabbit
      1. Utfärd has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        So you're telling me that you have a white bunny tattooed on your buttcheek. Nice.
        Feb 26, 2015
    19. Luzur
      Luzur
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I used to convert my SD 5.25" diskettes into DD by using a notching tool from a company called Kraft. I think I still have it somewhere...
        Jan 26, 2015
      2. Luzur
        Luzur
        You can use a simple scissor and alot of luck too.
        Jan 27, 2015
    20. Crispy
      Crispy
      Another year older, another year purer...
      1. Pipeweed has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        It's the coming of age. Happy birthday crispy.
        Dec 24, 2014
    21. Xu Fugui
      Xu Fugui
      1. Crispy has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        Are you North Korean?
        Dec 23, 2014
      3. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        We need to contact the North Koreans.
        Dec 23, 2014
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        lol
        Dec 23, 2014
    22. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      The Crispy is an unusual creature. Many focus on its aversion to sexual activity, but that's not uncommon amongst the other creatures who share its habitat.
      1. Autistic Vishnu has expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
      2. Curious_Tongue
        Curious_Tongue
        No, what's most unusual about the Crispy is its unusual sensitivity to being informed of the sexual behaviors of creatures within the animal kingdom. This sensitivity to such knowledge has caused the Crispy to develop a unique defense mechanism, which is to run to South Australian males with authority.
        Dec 23, 2014
      3. Curious_Tongue
        Curious_Tongue
        I'm testing to see if there's another aspect of the Crispy's defense mechanism. Specifically, whether the same instinct to run to South Australian males exists when the Crispy is confronted with its own unique defense mechanisms.
        Dec 23, 2014
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        DU lives in SOUTH Australia??? Dammit.
        Dec 23, 2014
    23. Curious_Tongue
      Curious_Tongue
      An elephant's penis can grow four to five feet long, nearly the size of full grown adults to put that in perspective, and has many uses besides reproduction. Because of their large size, it's necessary to have an extremely large penis for mating purposes.
      1. Flunklesnarkin and Autistic Vishnu have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        What are you implying?
        Dec 22, 2014
      4. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        When properly comfined, any male animal can become prison gay.
        Dec 23, 2014
      5. VioletShadow
        VioletShadow
        That's just what I read Crisp :M
        Dec 23, 2014
    24. shiteatingnippledick
      shiteatingnippledick
      You weren't bro but I liked you crispy.
    25. shiteatingnippledick
      shiteatingnippledick
      Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to prodivde maximum pleasure. Women cannot.
      Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to endlessly ejaculate as long as your dick remains in her vagina. Women cannot.
      Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, they but they enjoy doing it.
      1. Autistic Vishnu, rogozhin, Ninja Destroyer and 14 others have expressed their content with the cut of this individual's jib.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        Okay, I warned you.
        Nov 8, 2014
      4. shiteatingnippledick
        shiteatingnippledick
        You're so cute when you are tsundere Crispy :)
        Nov 8, 2014
      5. Severian Silk
        Severian Silk
        Sounds like the Chinese should eat dolphin balls instead of tigers.
        Dec 22, 2014
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