Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Crispy
Last Activity:
Dec 9, 2016 at 1:10 AM
Joined:
Feb 16, 2008
Parrots:
10,702
Kodex Kool Kredits:
1,879
Positive ratings received:
27
Neutral ratings received:
100
Negative ratings received:
49,932

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prosper 40 7
Brofist 28,617 441
Goldfist 0 0
Funny 514 60
Agree 307 43
Disagree 74 8
incline 16 2
decline 5 0
meh 9 6
Rage 16 12
Negative 27 5
Thanks! 46 6
Prestigious 17 3
Salute 86 20
Interesting 12 0
Informative 117 5
Citation Needed 34 9
Friendly 63 6
Fabulous 18,965 5
Creative 25 6
butthurt 230 38
Racist 125 11
"It was Aliens" 15 8
sheeple 2 2
cuck 6 2
it is a mystery 22 7
Old 186 2
Bad Spelling 16 17
WTF am I reading 7 8
retadred 99 57
Shit 78 18
Excited! 29 3
Doggy 27 3
:M 90 2
Smug 1 0
Yuge! 2 0
Best Deal! 0 0
WTF!? 2 0
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Build the Wall! 3 0
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Yes! 7 0
Disgusting! 4 0
You're Fired! 7 0
Gender:
Mudcrab
Location:
Future Wasteland
Occupation:
I'm a computer dude.

Crispy

Stronger than you know, Mudcrab, from Future Wasteland

Crispy was last seen:
Dec 9, 2016 at 1:10 AM
    1. DwarvenFood
      DwarvenFood
      Where are your enemies, to rejoice
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I don't have any enemies here, bro. Everyone loves me.
        Aug 2, 2012
    2. Crispy
      Crispy
      My end draws near.
      1. shiteatingnippledick and Pipeweed Brofist this.
    3. Crispy
      Crispy
      Come at me bro
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    4. Konjad
      Konjad
      Crispy, you're such a twat.
      1. shiteatingnippledick and Pipeweed Brofist this.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        If you want to take this to PM/conversation then fine. But until then stop polluting my wall.
        Jul 4, 2012
      4. Konjad
        Konjad
        Yeah, avoid public discussion about that. You know it would put you into shame.
        Jul 4, 2012
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        You really want to get into a Facebook war? Fine with me...
        Jul 4, 2012
    5. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Redeem yourself for your crappy 10KP. Tell us about your childhood.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
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      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Go deeper. There must have been something that happened to push you spending too much time with computer games. That is not healthy behaviour.
        Jun 24, 2012
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        My dad raped me repeatedly. So did my high school P.E. teacher. So did my priest. So did my dog. Help me.
        Jun 24, 2012
      5. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        No, rape doesn't do that. It must have been something else.
        Jun 25, 2012
    6. Random Dumbass
      Random Dumbass
      your 10KP sucked ass.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        You loved it.
        Jun 17, 2012
    7. Crispy
      Crispy
      Hmmm... there seems to be something wrong with my account...
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        LOL only with your account?
        Jun 24, 2012
    8. DarkUnderlord
      DarkUnderlord
      Posting on Crispy's Facebook.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    9. Crispy
      Crispy
      Ah, another member of the flock. Welcome, sheek, to the Crispites.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    10. Takeda Kenshi
      Takeda Kenshi
      I proclaim this place the RPG Codex Mecca. All must make their pilgrimage here or be cast into the fiery bowels of BSN. Hallowed be Crispy's name, Amen.
    11. Crispy
      Crispy
      I'm not very happy with all this shit on my wall. You guys need to go somewhere else.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Payback, bitch. I've once asked you a hardware question and you told me that you don't like me and you would rather lose your dick than help me with my problem. You reap what you sow yeah.
        May 3, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        If it'll finally get rid of you then ask again.
        May 3, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        "Get rid of me"? You're breaking my balls. I thought we had an understanding. But it's too late, you drew first blood.

        (ok, I will)
        May 3, 2012
    12. Crispy
      Crispy
      Ooh, my boyfriend's here now. He's gonna fuck you UP!
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
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      3. Crispy
        May 2, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        :spray paints STREET LETHAL graffiti on Crispy's wall:
        May 2, 2012
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        YOU BASTARD
        May 2, 2012
    13. Phelot
      Phelot
      Vots, your mom asked me if I've seen her jewelry you keep in that weirdo box. What should I tell her? I can't keep lying for you
      1. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        From stalking hot ex to settling for somebody's mom. Desperate times and desperate measures, I guess.

        :smug:
        May 3, 2012
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        As a recovering stalker, I feel as though I can help walk you through your obsession with Crispy and a few others here. I will provide you with whatever help I can regardless if you resume stalking me again (you were doing good for awhile)

        We just want to help you
        May 3, 2012
    14. Crispy
      Crispy
      You're kind of projecting a little there, bro.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        I'm not the one 44. Or virgin. Or without life. But I am certainly miserable. That's why I keep coming back at you. Misery attracts company.
        May 3, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'll accept your apology now, if you feel like joining the human race that is.
        May 3, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        As a superhuman, I think I would ruin your fun of farting in each other's faces but do go on, I'll watch from a safe distance.
        May 3, 2012
    15. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      You know it isn't that you are 44 and a virgin which makes you a creepy fucking sick fuck; it's that you are 44 and alone and miserable and still screwing around at the Codex, wasting what little time you have left. Where were you when you were 24? What were you doing? What dreams and hopes did you have? What happened to them? And look where you are now. Those 20 empty insignificant years that went by like a flash.
      1. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        What does another 20 have for you in store? Where will you be after the next flash? It's already happening. Years going down the drain. What will you think in your death bed? How you never got together with LCG? Whether it was worth it wasting your life with online personalities?
        May 2, 2012
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        What the fuck is wrong with you mang? Pull yourself together. For Fuck's Sake. You are a fucking disgrace. Can't even get laid. Jeesus fucking Marry.
        May 2, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'll just say this about LCG. Villain, I've never said I'm over her. It's still a sore subject for me. Do you gain pleasure from picking at someone's wound? Are you really that sick?
        May 2, 2012
    16. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Yo old man, so I'm going down on this bitch when she suddenly tells me to suck her tits and I go like WTF bitch who you think your talking to bitch I'm not your emasculated cuck boy bitch I take no orders from no hoe bitch and then I slap her face till she spits a tooth and then I take the tooth and grind that shit into her right eye backwards so bitches know who their dealing with.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        I will fit a modified fleshlight into her eye socket to maximise her use. Gonna be a whole new dimension to saying 'imma fuck your eye socket, bitch'. Bwahahaha
        May 2, 2012
      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Ritaling is shit man. It's only good when your doing coke. Just grind it and mix it evenly with the dust. It adds texture and flavour.
        May 2, 2012
      4. DwarvenFood
        DwarvenFood
        This ain't no Garfield strip without Garfield indeed.
        May 2, 2012
    17. Crispy
      Crispy
      Did you have too much sugar this morning or something?
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Yo Crispy old man this ain't no Garfield without Garfield strip, its no good talking to yourself on your wall and cut back on sugar. Your already an alcoholic. That and sugar will eat your life away and gonna make you antisocial and aggressive. Like that time you punched that solid 9 in the face because she asked you if you were a virgin.
        May 2, 2012
    18. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      You can bring @phelot along too 'cause baby he's gonna be bitching with or without you.
    19. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      I wanna get on a bus with you, old man. You gotta see the world and then some before you're out of your misery.
    20. DwarvenFood
      DwarvenFood
      I'll do what I can to help y'all. But, the game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Get on with times, oldfart. What, so fucking senile that you can't even keep a train of thought reading some shit? Time to put this old dog out of his misery. It's only too bad about LCG. Since you didn't get her and make her pump your little shitstains, all of your base are belong to the State when your gone.
        May 2, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        You're crazy.
        May 2, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Doesn't change the fact that once your gone, The State's gonna inherit all your shit and there among your sekkritt folders, they gonna see your LCG folder and her pictures and they gonna wank to it while you're rotting six feet under.
        May 2, 2012
    21. Crispy
      Crispy
      Don't make me report you to the authorities.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        u fukken snitch u try it and face the goonsequences!
        Apr 11, 2012
    22. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      yeah i was there nigga. next time you buy ur beers from hen, watch ur back
    23. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      saw u this mornin checkin out da bus 38 on the corner to see if anyone was gettin off
    24. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      BITCH WHEN U GONNA SHOW US SOME LIL CHINK NOM PICS?
    25. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      This is how people descend into schizophrenia. You are showing all the symptoms. Soon you'll start wondering if LCG was ever real. It of course wasn't. But let me tell you what is real: remember that time when you terrorized the girl next door by battering on her door while she was hiding inside in fear? That was real. Don't you find it odd that she moved away so soon so fast? Well, it was no oddity at all.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        she smiles cos shes afraid ull go intense and punch her in da mouth if u dont thass how awesum ure u give peeple the kreeps
        Apr 11, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        villain, don't you have anything better to do than to e-stalk me?
        Apr 11, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Stalking you is nothing compared to you stalking Wormload. WTH man. Talk about creepy.
        Apr 11, 2012
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