Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Crispy
Last Activity:
Jan 22, 2017 at 8:19 AM
Joined:
Feb 16, 2008
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32
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"It was Aliens" 15 10
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Gender:
Mudcrab
Location:
Future Wasteland
Occupation:
I'm a computer dude.

Crispy

Stronger than you know, Mudcrab, from Future Wasteland

Crispy was last seen:
Jan 22, 2017 at 8:19 AM
    1. Mother Russia
      Mother Russia
      Crispy, it's called a JOKE. U have made plenty of jokes ur self, such as jokes on decapitations for news articles showcasing ppl who died by loosing their heads. But u r right, it was in bad taste. My apologies :(
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I don't think it was a joke. I think you're sick.

        Once you get let back into GD, you had better behave yourself. I mean it.
        Dec 28, 2012
      2. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Ah yes, you're a mod now. And relax bro, it was a joke.
        Dec 28, 2012
    2. Crispy
      Crispy
      Mourning my friend and... well, dare I say it, SON, the dearly departed Phelot. We miss you, bro.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Indeed. May @Phelot and Street Lethal return with a vengeance, and many vaccum sales! :)
        Dec 27, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        Did you really say this: "I think you could increase your games popularity by putting in kid npcs that could be killed. And raped. Best would be option to rape a kid after killing him."

        Wow, Andhaira. You should truly be ashamed of yourself. You're no longer welcome on my page.
        Dec 27, 2012
    3. Mother Russia
      Mother Russia
      Ok...I've been hurt way too many times. All I want is to love and be loved in peace.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Sorry bro. I was being mean. Allahu akbar.
        Dec 14, 2012
    4. Mother Russia
      Mother Russia
      Make me.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I know how to hurt you, Andhaira. Don't push me.
        Dec 14, 2012
    5. Mother Russia
      Mother Russia
      What's goin' on Crisp?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Stop stalking me.
        Dec 13, 2012
    6. Crispy
      Crispy
      With the recent hostilities escalating in the Middle East, I predict the End of Times to occur within six months time of this posting.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    7. Twinkle
      Twinkle
      What's wrong with your face?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'm gorgeous. Don't hate.
        Aug 15, 2012
    8. DwarvenFood
      DwarvenFood
      Where are your enemies, to rejoice
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I don't have any enemies here, bro. Everyone loves me.
        Aug 2, 2012
    9. Crispy
      Crispy
      My end draws near.
      1. shiteatingnippledick and Pipeweed Brofist this.
    10. Crispy
      Crispy
      Come at me bro
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    11. Konjad
      Konjad
      Crispy, you're such a twat.
      1. shiteatingnippledick and Pipeweed Brofist this.
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      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        If you want to take this to PM/conversation then fine. But until then stop polluting my wall.
        Jul 4, 2012
      4. Konjad
        Konjad
        Yeah, avoid public discussion about that. You know it would put you into shame.
        Jul 4, 2012
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        You really want to get into a Facebook war? Fine with me...
        Jul 4, 2012
    12. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Redeem yourself for your crappy 10KP. Tell us about your childhood.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
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      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Go deeper. There must have been something that happened to push you spending too much time with computer games. That is not healthy behaviour.
        Jun 24, 2012
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        My dad raped me repeatedly. So did my high school P.E. teacher. So did my priest. So did my dog. Help me.
        Jun 24, 2012
      5. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        No, rape doesn't do that. It must have been something else.
        Jun 25, 2012
    13. Random Dumbass
      Random Dumbass
      your 10KP sucked ass.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        You loved it.
        Jun 17, 2012
    14. Crispy
      Crispy
      Hmmm... there seems to be something wrong with my account...
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        LOL only with your account?
        Jun 24, 2012
    15. DarkUnderlord
      DarkUnderlord
      Posting on Crispy's Facebook.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    16. Crispy
      Crispy
      Ah, another member of the flock. Welcome, sheek, to the Crispites.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
    17. Takeda Kenshi
      Takeda Kenshi
      I proclaim this place the RPG Codex Mecca. All must make their pilgrimage here or be cast into the fiery bowels of BSN. Hallowed be Crispy's name, Amen.
    18. Crispy
      Crispy
      I'm not very happy with all this shit on my wall. You guys need to go somewhere else.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Payback, bitch. I've once asked you a hardware question and you told me that you don't like me and you would rather lose your dick than help me with my problem. You reap what you sow yeah.
        May 3, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        If it'll finally get rid of you then ask again.
        May 3, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        "Get rid of me"? You're breaking my balls. I thought we had an understanding. But it's too late, you drew first blood.

        (ok, I will)
        May 3, 2012
    19. Crispy
      Crispy
      Ooh, my boyfriend's here now. He's gonna fuck you UP!
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
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      3. Crispy
        May 2, 2012
      4. Phelot
        Phelot
        :spray paints STREET LETHAL graffiti on Crispy's wall:
        May 2, 2012
      5. Crispy
        Crispy
        YOU BASTARD
        May 2, 2012
    20. Phelot
      Phelot
      Vots, your mom asked me if I've seen her jewelry you keep in that weirdo box. What should I tell her? I can't keep lying for you
      1. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        From stalking hot ex to settling for somebody's mom. Desperate times and desperate measures, I guess.

        :smug:
        May 3, 2012
      2. Phelot
        Phelot
        As a recovering stalker, I feel as though I can help walk you through your obsession with Crispy and a few others here. I will provide you with whatever help I can regardless if you resume stalking me again (you were doing good for awhile)

        We just want to help you
        May 3, 2012
    21. Crispy
      Crispy
      You're kind of projecting a little there, bro.
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        I'm not the one 44. Or virgin. Or without life. But I am certainly miserable. That's why I keep coming back at you. Misery attracts company.
        May 3, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'll accept your apology now, if you feel like joining the human race that is.
        May 3, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        As a superhuman, I think I would ruin your fun of farting in each other's faces but do go on, I'll watch from a safe distance.
        May 3, 2012
    22. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      You know it isn't that you are 44 and a virgin which makes you a creepy fucking sick fuck; it's that you are 44 and alone and miserable and still screwing around at the Codex, wasting what little time you have left. Where were you when you were 24? What were you doing? What dreams and hopes did you have? What happened to them? And look where you are now. Those 20 empty insignificant years that went by like a flash.
      1. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        What does another 20 have for you in store? Where will you be after the next flash? It's already happening. Years going down the drain. What will you think in your death bed? How you never got together with LCG? Whether it was worth it wasting your life with online personalities?
        May 2, 2012
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        What the fuck is wrong with you mang? Pull yourself together. For Fuck's Sake. You are a fucking disgrace. Can't even get laid. Jeesus fucking Marry.
        May 2, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'll just say this about LCG. Villain, I've never said I'm over her. It's still a sore subject for me. Do you gain pleasure from picking at someone's wound? Are you really that sick?
        May 2, 2012
    23. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      Yo old man, so I'm going down on this bitch when she suddenly tells me to suck her tits and I go like WTF bitch who you think your talking to bitch I'm not your emasculated cuck boy bitch I take no orders from no hoe bitch and then I slap her face till she spits a tooth and then I take the tooth and grind that shit into her right eye backwards so bitches know who their dealing with.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        I will fit a modified fleshlight into her eye socket to maximise her use. Gonna be a whole new dimension to saying 'imma fuck your eye socket, bitch'. Bwahahaha
        May 2, 2012
      3. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Ritaling is shit man. It's only good when your doing coke. Just grind it and mix it evenly with the dust. It adds texture and flavour.
        May 2, 2012
      4. DwarvenFood
        DwarvenFood
        This ain't no Garfield strip without Garfield indeed.
        May 2, 2012
    24. Crispy
      Crispy
      Did you have too much sugar this morning or something?
      1. shiteatingnippledick Brofists this.
      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Yo Crispy old man this ain't no Garfield without Garfield strip, its no good talking to yourself on your wall and cut back on sugar. Your already an alcoholic. That and sugar will eat your life away and gonna make you antisocial and aggressive. Like that time you punched that solid 9 in the face because she asked you if you were a virgin.
        May 2, 2012
    25. villain of the story
      villain of the story
      You can bring @phelot along too 'cause baby he's gonna be bitching with or without you.
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