Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Crispy

єҳזּяằ сґїşρٻ™, from Future Wasteland

Demoted, demoralized, demonstrably demonized. What's next, demolished? May 21, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    1. Gregz
      Wyrmlord still isn't of age yet Crispy, you can't leave, you have responsibilities.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Don't worry. Our maturity code subroutines are almost finished. He came back to India for the retrofit.
        May 22, 2013 at 6:21 PM
    2. Crispy
      Demoted, demoralized, demonstrably demonized. What's next, demolished?
      1. Pipeweed Brofists this.
    3. Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      You quit for realz?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'm going to post less, but no, I haven't rode off into the sunset (yet).
        May 19, 2013 at 6:37 PM
    4. Curious_Tongue
      Can I ask why you sent the "LOL women!" thread to retardo land? I have no objection, it just doesn't seem to fit in with the usual exiled threads.

      Was it the fact that the members were getting a little too... enamored with talking to an honest to god female for a change? It was getting a little uncomfortable to watch to be honest.
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      2. Curious_Tongue
        Curious_Tongue
        There's serious discussion of human sacrifice in those walls of text? I might see if I can stand to read through them.
        Apr 13, 2013
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        Look in one of BC's final posts in the thread, where she hid it behind a spoiler tag. Fucking weird stuff, as usual.
        Apr 13, 2013
      4. LundB
        LundB
        Crispy I propose you temporarily change your title of office from 'Sheriff' to 'Witchfinder General'.
        Apr 13, 2013
    5. Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      So how are you finding it... do you like being a moderator?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I guess so. Honestly, I'm trying to be as 'moderate' of a moderator as I can. I don't like upsetting people.
        Mar 22, 2013
    6. Crispy
      Hey, undomesticated snowman: get the fuck off of my profile page.
    7. Hobbit Lord of Mordor_
      Why don't you mind your own business for once stop spamming other people's profile pages
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        sheeky weeky
        Jan 24, 2013
    8. IDtenT
      Why did you retardo my thread of incline, bro? :(
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      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        If it shows gigantic throbbing dicks then I'd Retardo it upon site, yes.
        Jan 21, 2013
      3. IDtenT
        IDtenT
        What about a The Emma Watson Crowd. What will you do then?
        Jan 21, 2013
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'd ban anyone who dared deface it. In fact, I'd Sticky it (hurr hurr).
        Jan 21, 2013
    9. Mother Russia
      Crispy, it's called a JOKE. U have made plenty of jokes ur self, such as jokes on decapitations for news articles showcasing ppl who died by loosing their heads. But u r right, it was in bad taste. My apologies :(
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I don't think it was a joke. I think you're sick.

        Once you get let back into GD, you had better behave yourself. I mean it.
        Dec 28, 2012
      2. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Ah yes, you're a mod now. And relax bro, it was a joke.
        Dec 28, 2012
    10. Crispy
      Mourning my friend and... well, dare I say it, SON, the dearly departed Phelot. We miss you, bro.
      1. Mother Russia
        Mother Russia
        Indeed. May @Phelot and Street Lethal return with a vengeance, and many vaccum sales! :)
        Dec 27, 2012
      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        Did you really say this: "I think you could increase your games popularity by putting in kid npcs that could be killed. And raped. Best would be option to rape a kid after killing him."

        Wow, Andhaira. You should truly be ashamed of yourself. You're no longer welcome on my page.
        Dec 27, 2012
    11. Mother Russia
      Ok...I've been hurt way too many times. All I want is to love and be loved in peace.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Sorry bro. I was being mean. Allahu akbar.
        Dec 13, 2012
    12. Mother Russia
      Make me.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I know how to hurt you, Andhaira. Don't push me.
        Dec 13, 2012
    13. Mother Russia
      What's goin' on Crisp?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        Stop stalking me.
        Dec 13, 2012
    14. Crispy
      With the recent hostilities escalating in the Middle East, I predict the End of Times to occur within six months time of this posting.
    15. Twinkle
      What's wrong with your face?
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I'm gorgeous. Don't hate.
        Aug 14, 2012
    16. DwarvenFood
      Where are your enemies, to rejoice
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        I don't have any enemies here, bro. Everyone loves me.
        Aug 2, 2012
    17. Crispy
      My end draws near.
      1. Pipeweed Brofists this.
    18. Crispy
      Come at me bro
    19. Konjad
      Crispy, you're such a twat.
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      2. Crispy
        Crispy
        If you want to take this to PM/conversation then fine. But until then stop polluting my wall.
        Jul 4, 2012
      3. Konjad
        Konjad
        Yeah, avoid public discussion about that. You know it would put you into shame.
        Jul 4, 2012
      4. Crispy
        Crispy
        You really want to get into a Facebook war? Fine with me...
        Jul 4, 2012
    20. villain of the story
      Redeem yourself for your crappy 10KP. Tell us about your childhood.
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      2. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        Go deeper. There must have been something that happened to push you spending too much time with computer games. That is not healthy behaviour.
        Jun 24, 2012
      3. Crispy
        Crispy
        My dad raped me repeatedly. So did my high school P.E. teacher. So did my priest. So did my dog. Help me.
        Jun 24, 2012
      4. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        No, rape doesn't do that. It must have been something else.
        Jun 24, 2012
    21. Random Dumbass
      your 10KP sucked ass.
      1. Crispy
        Crispy
        You loved it.
        Jun 17, 2012
    22. Crispy
      Hmmm... there seems to be something wrong with my account...
      1. villain of the story
        villain of the story
        LOL only with your account?
        Jun 24, 2012
    23. DarkUnderlord
      Posting on Crispy's Facebook.
    24. Crispy
      Ah, another member of the flock. Welcome, sheek, to the Crispites.
    25. Takeda Kenshi
      I proclaim this place the RPG Codex Mecca. All must make their pilgrimage here or be cast into the fiery bowels of BSN. Hallowed be Crispy's name, Amen.
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