Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Achievements

  1. 1

    Initiation

    Your adventure on the Codex has just begun. Join. Die! Join. Die!

  2. 2

    'sup bro?

    You've got your first brofist.

  3. 5

    Codexian

    Congratulations! You are now one with the hive mind.

  4. 7

    Going Down the Toilet

    You've contributed to the long spiral of decline by posting 50 messages.

  5. 8

    100

    You've posted 100 messages. This had better have taken you more than a day.

  6. 10

    Can't Stop the Fisting

    You've collected 25 brofists.

  7. 11

    Fate Unlock Code

    You've spent one whole year on the Codex. Now post about it and get banned.

  8. 13

    TITS or GTFO

    Welcome to the Codex! We hope you enjoy your stay.

  9. 15

    Porn Star

    100 brofists already? Well you are a popular one aren't you.

  10. 20

    Bees tend to fly vertically

    1,000 messages? Really?

  11. 22

    Master of the Fist

    Your shit's been brofisted 250 times. Don't stop now.

  12. 25

    Faceless

    You are one of the faceless few. Those select few who resist the urge to attribute an image to their profile.

  13. 30

    I'M LOVIN IT!

    Crap you've posted has garnered 500 brofists.

  14. 33

    Oldfag

    You've been around the block and seen your share of Codex drama.

  15. 50

    Slut

    You've been fisted over 1000 times! Now go clean yourself up.

  16. 50

    Manwhore

    People just can't stop fisting your shit! 1000 now.

  17. 50

    Brofist of the Beast

    You have achieved the devil's brofist!

  18. 50

    50%

    You've had at least one brofist for every two messages you've posted, go you.

  19. 55

    felipepepe's Golden Fist

    Because there were no Brofist achievements past 1,000.

  20. 66

    Seriously Oldfag

    You've been hanging around almost a decade. Congratulations on not killing yourself yet.

  21. 75

    5k Fisting Challenge

    You've been fisted an impressive number of times.

  22. 100

    Spammer

    10,000 posts. Go kill yourself.

  23. 100

    Prestigious Gentleman

    You have been bestowed the most highly honoured title of Prestigious Gentleman.

  24. 100

    Much Docking

    Your contributions are much loved over 10,000. ^_^

  25. 125

    20,000 Leagues Under the Derp

    Stop posting already FFS.

  26. 125

    Smooth Moderator

    Your journey on the path to insanity begins today.

  27. 150

    Banhammer 30k

    30,000 posts and you got this far without being banned. Oh what an achievement.

  28. 200

    Congratulations Infinitron

    20k fistings have been unleashed upon you.

  29. 250

    The Golden Ratio

    1:1. You have at least one brofist for every message you've posted.

  30. 265

    Privileged Few

    You have joined the ranks of the privileged few, charged with the responsibility of Administrating the Codex.

  31. 285

    Man and a Half

    Who's a man and a half? You're a man and a half! That's who. Your (at least) 1.5 fisting ratio is DYNAMITE.

  32. 350

    Double the Fist

    You have at least two fists for every one post, nice job.

  33. 500

    Colin McComb Elven Brofist Ratio

    Your fist to post ratio is impressive... Some might say too impressive.

  34. 10000

    You Are Scrooge

    What? A Scrooge? On MY RPGCodex?


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