Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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  1. Maxie
    1. veealune
      bad spelling
      Mar 19, 2018 at 11:36 AM
  2. veealune
  3. Aiff((AimpliesA)ImpliesA)
    Aiff((AimpliesA)ImpliesA) Ranselknulf
    i did not prove 2+2 equal five. i formalized it wrong. but someone did it right for me. and it was four i was after. i'll check later.
    1. Mañjuśrī
      2+2=5 can be possible in non-euclidean mathematics IIRC.
      Mar 19, 2018 at 3:47 AM
  4. Mañjuśrī
  5. Nano
    Nano DarkUnderlord
    On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your looks? 10 is hottest and 1 is ugliest.
    1. veealune
      11/10 superalpha stud hotboy
      Mar 19, 2018 at 7:07 AM
  6. Melcar
    Boring Sunday. Who wants to fuck?
    1. Barnabas
      Take me in ur mouth
      Mar 18, 2018 at 9:22 PM
    2. Sacred82
      Mar 18, 2018 at 11:01 PM
  7. Sigourn
    I'm learning hiragana. Have I become weaboo?
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    2. Delterius
      the vagrant story avatar is a giveaway tho
      Mar 18, 2018 at 10:31 PM
    3. MrRichard999
      Great! You can help me with some projects I got :D
      Mar 18, 2018 at 10:36 PM
    4. Sigourn
      Oh how I wished. I'm still learning the characters, it will be a long while before I actually learn actual words.
      Mar 19, 2018 at 12:20 AM
  8. Maxie
    jebać kurwa wisłę
  9. Eyestabber
    Why must KOTOR 2 be such a buggy piece of shit? * sigh *
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    2. asfasdf
      Restoration is a buggy hell
      Mar 18, 2018 at 4:18 AM
    3. Orobis
      hmmm, also played it with resto mod but never made it that far. tbh i never made it off telos, the game just bored the fuck out of me, especially when you have to talk to the non-english speaking aliens. Someone is always whining and trying to get you to solve their damn problems, solve your own fucking problems, i'm an ex jedi general war vet ffs. Shit is so derivative.
      Mar 18, 2018 at 4:32 AM
    4. Maxie
      it really isnt
      Mar 18, 2018 at 11:35 AM
  10. That Damn Dog
    That Damn Dog
    I'm drunk, you don't have an excuse!
    1. Ranselknulf
      I'm going to drink until this makes sense.
      Mar 18, 2018 at 1:47 AM
    2. That Damn Dog
      That Damn Dog
      right day to do it
      Mar 18, 2018 at 1:50 AM
  11. Mañjuśrī
  12. Aqualung
    Aqualung Bocian
    Bocian sp.
    1. Maxie
      Mar 17, 2018 at 11:30 PM
  13. veealune
    veealune JarlFrank
    Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's fucking gay.
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    2. Sigourn
      Does that mean everyone is a shemale?
      Mar 17, 2018 at 10:10 PM
    3. thesoup
      Does that mean gays are also straight?
      Mar 17, 2018 at 11:37 PM
    4. Kev Inkline
      Kev Inkline
      If incels make love to themselves, they are gay, obviously.
      Mar 18, 2018 at 12:06 AM
  14. Sigourn
    Sigourn Hobo Elf
    I like your avatar. Hardin best sidekick.
    1. Hobo Elf brofisted this.
  15. Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    Steel drums are the best sound made by anything in nature.
    1. Mañjuśrī
  16. Maggot
    Maggot thesoup
    1. thesoup
      Soy vey
      Mar 17, 2018 at 7:05 AM
  17. Nael
    Bagpipes are the worst sound made by anything in nature.
    1. Sacred82
      humans are unnatural creatures

      bagpipes are a curious thing though, they originated in Turkey where they were fashioned from sheep that had been fucked to death. Their sound is meant to commemorate this sad occasion.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:47 AM
      Blaine, Lambchop19 and Nael brofisted this.
  18. dmonin
  19. Luzur
  20. Zed
    1. Luzur
      Carolus Protects
      Mar 17, 2018 at 1:23 AM
  21. Sigourn
    I fell for the "Final Fantasy IV has a great story" trap.
    1. Roguey
      The Final Fantasy series is full of great writing, if you're a child. It's not for adults, and it's a mistake to believe that they are.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:04 AM
    2. Sigourn
      I think the issue is that FFIV has nothing going on for it. The gameplay is crap. The graphics are completely outdated. The story is boring and repetitive. And it simply doesn't have memorable locations, whether because of their layout or because of how they look: the closest is literally the Moon section at the end of the day, and even then it's just another cave, just whiter...
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:37 AM
    3. Roguey
      It was groundbreaking for its time. Most (console) kids hadn't played anything like it when it was released. Sure, there was a lot of iteration made over the next few years that made it look quaint by comparison.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 2:47 AM
  22. Prime Junta
    Prime Junta
    Huh, looks like the autists have been given a new button.
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    2. Crispy
      You seem upset.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:03 PM
      Ellef brofisted this.
    3. Jimmious
    4. Modron
      It was a pretty limited run, only a handful of spergs have the autism rating. Us plebs are just stuck rating autistic stuff prosperous.
      Mar 17, 2018 at 12:00 AM
      Jimmious brofisted this.
  23. veealune
    veealune Infinitron
    I could bash your face in with my foot 5000 times a second and crush you to dust
    1. veealune
      Not doing that of course because ur a cool guy
      Mar 16, 2018 at 10:34 AM
  24. Maxie
    Maxie Twiglard
    u walkin on thin ice, fucking polackoid
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    2. Twiglard
      Never an uneventful day. What are you, 5"10?
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:24 AM
    3. Maxie
      I don't count in american
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:27 AM
    4. Twiglard
      My poor thing.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 9:29 AM
  25. CptMace
    CptMace Roguey
    I actually like Verhoeven's starship troopers. Out of curiosity : did you like it before the book made you despise it ?
    1. Kyl Von Kull
      Kyl Von Kull
      Seconded. Kind of campy, but that’s what a Verhoeven action movie is all about. Wish he’d kept the power armor with jetpack style mobile infantry, though, instead of making them simple grunts.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 7:47 AM
      CptMace brofisted this.
    2. Roguey
      It was okay, sure. No Robocop though.
      Mar 16, 2018 at 12:10 PM

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